soulofocean

- contact | | voicemail -

soulofocean Mar 26, 2020 07:47

"Hi there~!
This is Umi. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you ASAP!"

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[Voice]

---ill you GO AWAY already?? Uhm! Guys? [The sound of hurried footsteps almost swallows Umi's annoyed voice: she's evidently trying to outrun something.] ...Looks like I'll have to take a while longer to get home! I got NO IDEA where these bunch of weirdos came from, but one of them won't stop---! ...wait... [There's a pause.] I think I ( Read more... )

has a temper, for heck's sake go away, hi i'm joo dee!, wtf city, touch the sword and die, wrong target to bother, magic knight harassment, is murdering these a crime?, someone stop the ice storm from happenin, soon to commit a felony, preferred the harpies, tidal wave in three two one..., losing patience fast, disturbingly close to tatra, call the police, don't pester girls with swords, ugh

- 140th tide | | outcome -

soulofocean Apr 07, 2011 11:59

Looks like it's finally over. Sort of. I swear the quiet's going to feel weird for a while. But... I'm glad it's through. Makes you wonder what happens with this place now, huh? Even the ticking's gone.

It left us a pretty sight, no kidding. SOME WAY to make it up to us, jeez...

Anyway. The whole point of this message is... I know there are still ( Read more... )

spoiled brat bff, eagle, downed barriers, back to the usual crazy, shiny new barriers, battle aftermath, magical weapons, clef, let's not do that again, waiting on the edge of w/e, unusual partnership ftw, battle-weary, harpy invasion, aska, clock ticking is where?, presea, wtf northern lights

- 139th tide | | steel -

soulofocean Apr 01, 2011 12:14

[Accidental Video]

[The device starts recording as it hits the floor of an alley. The first thing it broadcasts is a shrill cry, together with fearful yells of several people. There's a blur of blue as Umi's shadow darts across the screen.] ---mmit, so many of them! Stay put, everybody! Almost done here! [Slashing at a random harpy with her rapier ( Read more... )

no really we're enemies, downed barrier, eagle, kickass like a magic knight, here to save the day, this may leave a scar, well fuck you too city, some rescue party, bad timing is bad, mysterious victorian diseases, ...do not want, bad timing is terrible, ouch, unusual partnership ftw, roll like autozam army, one action-packed evening, heroic antics and consequences, harpy invasion

- 138th tide | | gardening -

soulofocean Mar 23, 2011 11:47

[Video]

...The whole thing with animals acting WEIRD wasn't enough for this place, huh? And that was a big one! [Umi appears a bit unkempt: her hair is mussed, scratches cross her cheeks.] My fish were going crazy. I swear Magellan was trying to use Celia's tail to climb his way out of the tank! But aw, NO: we ALWAYS have to go for overkill around ( Read more... )

hell lot of floral arranging, green thumb put to good use, wtf city, pesticide?!, spring cleaning with a twist, flower girl?, weirdness thy name is city, flower shops officially out of business, gdit thorny roses, fishkeeper, being the ice knight, everything's coming up roses, umi the human icecube machine, so much for springtime joy, ouch, freaky flower monsters, omens, not enough water in my magic, forget about a peaceful day

- 137th tide | | babel -

soulofocean Mar 15, 2011 14:14

[Voice]

...Over. FINALLY. Jeez, you really don't know what it means to be cursed until you get hit by that opposite gender thing. Can't say it was totally useless, though: it was interesting to try and fence with that larger and heavier body...

But, anyway. Hope everyone's back to their right gender and age. With some luck nobody got their kid ( Read more... )

imminent collapse, eagle, being the water knight, what are silver linings, like a sand castle, wtf city, umi the human hygrometer, ewwww this place smells stuffy, putting skills to good use, the closest to normal??, let's not do that again, deadly construction flaws, /senses catastrophe, so asking for it, crazy weirdo weekends, creepy tarot references, brave explorer, omens, in the right body now, the tower

- 136th tide | | changed -

soulofocean Mar 12, 2011 12:23

[Accidental Voice]

---Y HAIR!! Dammit, NO! Just, no. No messing with THAT!! Anything but th---!

[Those aggravated cries come through a confusion of objects knocked down and a rapid rustle of fabric. It's obvious the device has started recording upon hitting the floor. Running footsteps follow soon.]

What did this place do now?? What sort of ( Read more... )

taking things the umi way, will need therapy, waterboy, the last straw, pretty bluehaired guy, grab bag, way to ruin a weekend, well fuck you too city, no messing with the hair, ...omg boyparts, mistaken identity, good morning sunshine, no headband??, ...do not want, that poor network device..., at least she kept the fringe, brb being a manry knight, i smell trauma

- 135th tide | | absence -

soulofocean Mar 01, 2011 11:42

[Accidental Video]

[The image flickers on as the device is set down on a horizontal surface -- a bit nonchalantly, so it comes up blurry at first. It settles and we can see Umi, a clutter of things in her arms, wandering around a beautiful green room, looking busy.]

...Finished. I think that'll do. 'least for now.

[The Water Knight sighs as she ( Read more... )

memories can come back now, now who's going to tease her, why, melancholy tiemz, farewell my know-it-all bff, who keeps the bird?, brb readapting, feeling a bit incomplete, needs moar girl bffs, missing her already, fuu, sob, ...do not want, can i go home now?, sucky birthday ahead, there goes my confident, happy but not happy

- 134th tide | | recalled -

soulofocean Feb 22, 2011 11:31

[Voice]

--s it on? Yeah?? ...No.

Gee, I thought I was already back in good terms with this thing! ...THERE.

[Switch to Video]

[Umi's face appears after a pink blur moves away from the camera -- probably her finger. Her smile is sheepish.] ...Okay, day one ( Read more... )

eagle, ken, rebuilding a life, playing catch up, rewinding, well fuck you too city, is a shop owner, brb readapting, is a katana student, amu, friends headcount?, slight technology fail, fast learner, so much so fast, new old victim, so many thiiiiiiings, oh look i can filter, messages everyone, did her homework, welcome home darling, aya

- 133rd tide | | forgotten -

soulofocean Feb 17, 2011 11:30

[Accidental Voice]

---re as heck's not the STUPID airport. Okay. I give in! Directions... [Umi's annoyed voice can be heard past a layer of foosteps and another sound: maybe small wheels rolling onto pavement? This comes to a stop with a huff.] Now, who in the world should I--? ...Hey! Excuse me! Can YOU tell me the fastest way to--?

Jeez. ( Read more... )

stop brainwashing me, miss politeness, did you miss me?, things best left forgotten, well fuck you too city, brb readapting, broken promises sob, gonna miss that flight, suitcase full of... wait, like a newb!, ...do not want, wish you knew how to quit me, charming as ever, new old victim, recognize the temper?, time heals all wounds, welcome home darling, loud is back