19th Nigga Moment: Monster Tamer

[thuggincornrows]

[Oh, hey Poly citizens. Riley's video feed just kinda clicks on displaying him walking through the forest, in search of some monsters to tame! Why is he doing this? He has no idea, but he feels the need to!]

A’ight, this ain’t nothin. I got this. Just some pussy raptors like the ones in Jurassic Park. That’s all they is.

[And then, not too far

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[hweeeeeel]

[YOU'RE GOING TO KILL HER WITH WORRY B|]

BAIBA! Riley!

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[thuggincornrows]

[Awesome now he can totally brag about how he handled that and be awesome.]

'Ey it's a'ight, I'm cool. You seen how I handled them niggas though, I was like--

[thuggincornrows]

[...wait.]

I didn't forget to put done shut uuuup

[thuggincornrows]

Damn! This device was on again. Meredy, how much did you see!?

Shit, Huey gon' KILL me. And Tsurugi too. And-- ...fuck.

[child_radical]

Riley, what the hell do you think you're doing with a damn gun?!

[thuggincornrows]

Well... you said to come prepared.

[Damn, he's gonna have to say the thing Rip told him to say isn't he? Okay, maybe it's just something German people say or something... Yeah okay, he can do this. He just gotta build up a little courage first.]

[child_radical]

Without something that Granddad wouldn't allow you to walk away with!

[thuggincornrows]

Granddad know I used a shotgun befo'-- greetingsfromMillennium-- and he didn't trip 'bout it.

[bladed_siberian]

What the hell are you doing?

[thuggincornrows]

... Monster taming.

[soulofocean]

[Hey look: someone who's NOT gonna give you the WTF are you doing with a gun speech. At least not today.]

---RILEY!!

That's right: aim for the heads!

[thuggincornrows]

UMI!? I didn't think you'd say somethin' like that!

[soulofocean]

Are you kidding me?? It's what I've been doing all day: shooting creepy monsters in the head! It's all part of a curse. [She has a gun. Ergo, Riley's one was probably put there by the curse too, right? Right??]

The most important thing right now is not letting yourself get KILLED!

[thuggincornrows]

[OH uh RIGHT.]

I know right!? That's what I been trying to tell Huey! The most important thing is staying alive, it don't matter what weapon you gotta use.

can haz backdating?

[der_freischuetz]

[Oh, this is rich. Just watching, for now, and not missing a moment of it.]

SURE

[thuggincornrows]

[Freaking RIP! You got him in a lot of trouble with that greeting thing you know!

Though, coincidentally-- and indirectly-- you also saved his life soooo.]

<3

[der_freischuetz]

[Oh, really? For some reason, Rip will sound extremely amused through this whole conversation. Barely being able to keep herself from giggling.]

Ohh, nice aim!

[thuggincornrows]

Rip! That message shit got me in trouble! I thought that was a standard German greeting of saying hello or somethin'!