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I want to clear up something about my last post ( Read more... )

I have a feeling that I just must not look like I set my standards too high ( Read more... )

DON'T PEE ON MY LEG AND TELL ME IT'S RAINING!


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I am an idiot. I broke my bicycle. I got angry and picked up the whole frame and slammed it down on my living room floor then threw my back tire on top of it. Now the back tire rubs against the frame. I don't know how to fix it.

SOmeone help me please.

I know I'm an idiot for breaking it. What do I do?

Contrary to popular belief among some people I know, changing the back bicycle tire is NOT easy! In fact it's a pain in the behind. And I will never do it again.
And if those damned out of town people roofing people don't stop dropping nails on the roads so we get flat tires, I'm gonna go stick nails in every out of state car's tires I see. So

FOUR NAMES YOU GO BY ( Read more... )

I decided to go back to the library and borrow Judge Judy's book, "Beauty Fades, But Dumb Is Forever ( Read more... )

Well, I get it now! It took a few years but I found out that really the only way to make it as a woman is to become the ultimate golddigger, even if it means the only thing you can find is a man twice your age to pay your bills, make you feel safe, and take care of your sorry ass ( Read more... )

Death by sushi has requested more Dora stories so I will give her some. Let's talk about the days it took that psychotic bitch to move out of the apartment next door. They didn't move in one day. In fact, it took that witch 6 days to move out! It was a Friday when I finally noticed some things were being moved but I saw no large pieces of ( Read more... )