I've been infected with the office funk. First I get laid off, now I get their germs. One of the office bitches, Wendy, who I found out when she doesn't like someone she gets them fired, was hacking and coughing in our little room we worked in. Now I got her funk. My ears feel funny and my throat is sore and I'm hacking up globs of goober. What a ( Read more... )

Yesterday was my last day at work. I'm now officially unemployed and probably won't find another job where I was making close to $400 a week. All the debris sites are closed and the trucks are no longer running ( Read more... )

Ok, this is IT! I mean it! I'm tired of having DREAMS about motorcyles! I want to learn to DRIVE one or whatever you do to them. I want to DRIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE a motorcyle. I want to shift, I want to wrap my milky white 38 year old thighs around a motorcyle, squeeze hard and learn to ride. I'm not a scooter girl. I want the real thing. And I ( Read more... )

Being a Muzzie stuck in a Christian world gets difficult at Christmas. You have Muslims telling you that you shouldn't be "celebrating Christmas" and that it is haraam (forbidden) and blah blah blah. Then you have Christians wishing you Merry Christmas and telling you that Jesus loves you and you just feel like you're being torn limb from limb, ( Read more... )

Just when I thought it was safe to be able to go to bed without hearing more of Dora's borderline rages, at 2a.m. last night, Eminem got into her house and started attacking Dora, screaming, "I'LL KILL YOU BITCH! I'LL KILL YOU BITCH!" I heard her kids screaming as she was being tossed around and thrown against the wall ( Read more... )

Dora is one sick wench ( Read more... )

All I've been doing is whining lately more than usual so I decided to have some "fun" ??? today and answer these retarded questions ( Read more... )

Officer D. Rogers of the Pensacola Police Department is a DICK ( Read more... )

I woke up at 10 this morning. It felt so good to sleep late. I really needed it ( Read more... )

The other day I went to my broker to give him the incident reports I'd gotten from the Pensacola Police Department concerning my fine, outstanding and mentally well-balanced neighbour, Dora. He looked through the papers and said that what I'd found would probably be enough to get her ass out. And what I found was interesting. Seven calls since July ( Read more... )