1. Pennsylvania is a "cool place"? I didn't get the memo. I think you're lying.
2. You're not ALLOWED to be 21. I've known you since you were 14 and you being 21 is scary and old. I've known you for 7 years????
3. After I graduate, I was planning to become a hermit, but you can come too if you want, I guess. If you like living in a cave and knowing the meaning of life and eating bugs.
1. Yes. I was lying. The sarcasm was supposed to be obvious, but my skills in that area are notoriously lacking. 2. I am SO allowed to be 21. It says so in my contract. As for knowing each other for 7 years, well, yeah, that is actually pretty cool. Too bad I've only actually seen you for something like three months out of the seven years, if that. Poop. 3. Hermitage sounds like a brilliant idea. We'll only come out in the early spring to see if we can spot our shadows. And everyone knows the meaning of life. It's in my username. Come on. Bugs are tasty.
Well, one upside of graduating college and leaving those pesky school schedules behind is that it will be easier to shirk our responsibilites and see friends we haven't seen in, oh, three years. Also I won't be on the West Coast. Seriously, we'll add to the total amount of time we've seen each other over the course of our friendship. Especially if I have my way and plan a reunion for you, me, and Petey Mac in the not-too-distant future...Bwahahahaha.
Don't worry, Tom! You'll still have a three-month hiatus during summer when you're teaching at Bryn Mawr!
In all seriousness, though, this is a more coherent and well-written version of the way I've been feeling lately too, both the summer sucking (and I'm not even working at the Country Store, although I do have a boring internship) and the not wanting to live on my own. What will it be like - and how much will it suck - to not be friends with everyone who lives around me?
Man, real life is lame. I'm gonna join a cult and live on the commune. Hey, how can you say no to eternal bliss?
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2. You're not ALLOWED to be 21. I've known you since you were 14 and you being 21 is scary and old. I've known you for 7 years????
3. After I graduate, I was planning to become a hermit, but you can come too if you want, I guess. If you like living in a cave and knowing the meaning of life and eating bugs.
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2. I am SO allowed to be 21. It says so in my contract. As for knowing each other for 7 years, well, yeah, that is actually pretty cool. Too bad I've only actually seen you for something like three months out of the seven years, if that. Poop.
3. Hermitage sounds like a brilliant idea. We'll only come out in the early spring to see if we can spot our shadows. And everyone knows the meaning of life. It's in my username. Come on. Bugs are tasty.
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I guess I'm just hoping I can get away with something along the lines of: "Why should you hire me? Well, because I'm great!" :D
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In all seriousness, though, this is a more coherent and well-written version of the way I've been feeling lately too, both the summer sucking (and I'm not even working at the Country Store, although I do have a boring internship) and the not wanting to live on my own. What will it be like - and how much will it suck - to not be friends with everyone who lives around me?
Man, real life is lame. I'm gonna join a cult and live on the commune. Hey, how can you say no to eternal bliss?
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