1. What does it feel like to be in love? Even after eight months, whenever I think about him I get butterflies. He knows me inside and out and I'm the same way. It feels like I could never find another guy that will ever make me this happy or understand me as well. He makes me feel special, beautiful, and loved. I never want the feeling of love to ( Read more... )

Funniest moment of the night...

We got on the 92 pro fm five seconds of fame saying "We want to give a shout out to Meredith's buick!"

Can't beat that.

I was searching for "Beowulf pictures" and this came up.  I found it rather amusing.


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It's Buckwild!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFp7MRo_iB0

and
www.beckybuckwild.com

www.screamingqueens.com

Where I want to buy my birthday trannies from.

God I love snazzercing, New Kids on the Block, and Party Monster dancing in gym class.

Dear lord.

We had to cater Saturday night at this wicked scrubby house for this lady's surprise 50th birthday party.

We got lost, accidentally left the paper on the wicked expensive Brie, cooked it like that, and had to throw it out, and set the guy's house on fire.

It was the most hilarious thing I've ever seen.

Oh ma gah Death Cab For Cutie is coming to PPAC Saturday, November 4 at 8:00 pm. and I need to go.

Damn, I have to start sucking up to my parents.

Oh the joys of Snakes on a Plane.

Such eloquent lines as "Get this fucking snake off my dick!"  or "Get this fucking snake off my ass!"  or "Who's your daddy now bitch?"  or "Great, snakes on crack!"  and the best "I've had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!"

Oh Samuel Lucifer Jackson, you crazy bastard you.

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Sarah and Travis you guys did absolutely amazing in the plays tonight!  Congratulations!