I have to go to the dentist today...I want to go to the pub... Do you still get the pleasant warm fuzzy face feel from beer if yer stupid face is numb from stupid dentist drugs ( Read more... )

heh Im ace! After five wks in my new company, my job not having even started yet, me not even half way through my probationary/trial period thing and Ive already been given a promotion!! :D I think my new title is called 'Leading Hand' which basically means the managers say what they want and I organise the guys to do it and make sure they do it ( Read more... )

Why am I not drunk?

Think Im gunna get pet frogs....

This season of Underbelly is dissapointing.

Though the chick that is most often naked (even featuring in a sex montage?? WTF?) has amazing tits.

Why is it ok to show penis in movies (and sometimes TV) but not vagina?

OK..thats all Ive got for now.

Surely they can predict earthquakes?!? In this day and age they would have to be able to do that right? I mean, it is a natural event that is cause by two tectonic plates grinding against each other and these things dont exactly move fast...from memory its like a centimetre or less a year ffs ( Read more... )

I had a very weird dream last night. The earth was being attacked by aliens. They were flinging meteors and such at us and then they started with their ships which damn near as destructive what with all the energy beams and missiles and such. I remember I was out in my parents neighbourhood for some reason (I had been home, maybe I went to see if ( Read more... )

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Wasabiathon - CDs for my sick catI feel like I am breaking some great facebook rule for using the "notes" tool for something other than a meme, but I need your help ( Read more... )

.... the hills are on fire... ember attacks expected in Ferny Creek, Belgrave, Sherbrooke etc etc..parts of Tecoma are being evacuated..

Sherbrooke forest on top of everything else now?!? Fuck...

Chick on 'Getaway' (or similar)~ "If youre like me and you like to keep to all things good and pure, this place does a great organic coffee."Good and pure. Coffee. Hmmmm...a caustic stimulant that has addicted more ppl than crack, booze and ciggies combined and whose industry, with the exception of certified fair trade brands, keeps thousands of ( Read more... )

Today I took a load of sammiches and cookies and muffins and such to Healesville and Yarra Glen... Was not nearly what I expected it to be ( Read more... )

I feel sick... All those forests... and a friend Ive yet to hear about ( Read more... )