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Glorious
Dreamed I was invited to check out someone's brand new empty house and accidently let in a squirrel, or maybe Tom&Jerry, and it got pissed that I wouldn't let it destroy things. So it barricaded itself in the giant pantry, stuffed man-shaped six foot tall plastic bags with popcorn kernels, tied gallon bags full of ketchup and mustard together in ( Read more... ) -
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I came to hide my shame. Assassin's Edge... finest example of "my crazy plans are causing lifethreatening explosions all around my crew and me, and all i want to do is touch that scary man's nice ass" that i have read in a long time.
Housewife, out. -
Short & Sweet .. ok well definitely sweet!
had a fantastic dream last night where i was trapped in the zombie apocalypse and various friends i didnt know were being chomped all over the map, all the bases overrun, when suddenly another dimension opens a portal just in front of me and they yell for me to jump through. So over i go, but they mistakenly think they have escaped the zombie ( Read more... ) -
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Colombian truck driver pulled over with a load of mayonaise found under the back seat of his 18-wheeler, flashback to the Colombian mafia loading cocaine into the mayo and adding whole vegetables to the mix to say it's flavored mayo. cop discovers mayo, digs around with a stick and discovers cocaine. Driver looks back, sees his face and knows ( Read more... ) -
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There's a man under my bed
He's playing with my cats! -
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When someone is uncannily well suited to your specifications, first thought should be suspicion right? RIGHT? I'm suspicious. too easy. -
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Boss thinks I'm incompetent. Publicly suggested this young kid mentor me on the simple project I volunteered for. I should have just kept my mouth shut. But he's right. I know I suck at this job. I feel useless. I feel so inexperienced compared with everyone else in my group. I don't know how to proceed, keep faking it till they toss me? I don't ( Read more... ) -
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God DAMN it I can't compete with all these HAPPY people -
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I want to hold your haaaand
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your haaaand
But I can't, 'cause I have tentacles. and you don't hold tentacles.
A bird may love a cephalopod, but where would they live? -
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My brain punishes me for taking chances. Admittedly I probably take very inappropriate chances... Aww geez, see? there it goes again :p