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I saw a snake in my dreams, but instead of walking away with dignity, I tried to choke the living daylights out of him -
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Trying to seduce your old professor? tisk tisk ... but is it really cheating if it happens in your dreams? Maybe you'd rather just head over to the mud baths with your sister. It's right this way through the mansion and out past the fountains in the garden. Don't worry the mud lake is not that deep. Or wait yes it is, hold on just try to keep your ( Read more... ) -
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Everyone sees it except the one who's advice you always defer to. Don't expect the advice you keep hoping for. -
Sabre
Watched an episode of Pawn Stars where a guy brings in a civil war sabre that has blood on the tip... Last night I used that blade to hack up... Darth Vader in his victorian style mansion where he was holding an evil family reunion? His witch mother and he got away after taking several non mortal hits from my whirling blade, but I made short work ( Read more... ) -
poll.. actually just whining
What's a desirable present from a s/o for the winter holidays... and what is Not?
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giraffe?
Cornell never had a campus-roaming giraffe pack who kept the grounds clean of fallen apples and munched them off large sticks set up against the windows of the historic mansion so the old lady inside could pretend she was on safari? No? Must have been a dream then... -
dreams
forced to marry a russian border passport official in order to get back all $350 of my travel cash which he confiscated. because he could.. because it's russia. well, he wouldnt give it back after that, so ripped it out of his hand and yelled in his face like a good american. poor fuck cried and wondered what he had gotten himself into. gave him $ ( Read more... ) -
reading too much fairie
haven't had any dreams to add in a while ( Read more... )