I'm up $500 from playing online poker. I still have never made a deposit. I've made about 375 over break since I've had nothing else to do. Currently, I'm chasing a $2000 bonus from winning 4 12-person tournaments in a row. I win about 1 in 3, so this will take a very long time, but I'm winning money while I go after this. So yeah, that's my ( Read more... )

I have hummus

I'm out of hummus :(

Here is the promised update. The reason it took so long is because I decided to wait until all my grades were posted, and my shitheel linear algebra professor took forever to post my grade (I was hoping he had a heart attack and died ( Read more... )

My sister is too slow and lazy to move her shit off of my desk before I get home and again soon after, so I'm still waiting for that and on my laptop in the mean time ( Read more... )

One problem with bartering is what's called the double coincidence of wants (Jevons, 1893) that basically means bartering is inefficient because it's a poor likelihood that two people have something each other wants, hence we use a currency. My theory is that the same model can be applied to dating. Coupling people is a double coincidence of ( Read more... )

"You can't have negative hot pockets ( Read more... )

Random question: how does a pizza place run out of larges?

My Numerical Methods class had a discussion about whether or not fat people have more blood than non-fat people. It was settled when one of my classmates called his mortician friend.

Yes, they do, but not very much more.

Also, Shaq would take alcohol better than my professor, he insists.

I like college because I learn so much.

( Mine is even prettier than Stu's )