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UNFIT PARENTS! SPECIAL EDITION!

This couple was so special they deserve their own post. I was working White Water as operator when a couple comes up holding their child. Jen was just signing in so I asked if she could quickly height check the girl so I did not have to stop the ride and do it myself. She said sure and it turns ( Read more... )

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PORN

A couple had sex in the exit line over at Timberwolf Falls.

There is nothing I can really add to that one.

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WONDERLAND OZ

Today we got a few complaints about guests being harassed by some people and their smoking in the queue line. Smoking is not allowed in that confined area. So Ashley went over and politely asked them to stop smoking and not to bother the other guests. Did they comply? Fuck no. Instead they became angry and ( Read more... )

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UNFIT PARENTS!

Yes! It is time for yet another adventure at Wonderland! Today's topic is unfit parents! Never in my life have I watched parents recklessly endanger their child's life, so many times and always thinking it is a good idea.

First off I'll start with a story from today...

Parent #1

I'm unloading boats. I watch to ( Read more... )

Wow. Simply wow.

I cannot describe how much people suck when I work at Wonderland any other way. People simply suck ass, so as of today I'll get all Wade-like and post work adventures. Sooo....

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YOUR A TOOL

Alright, at the river rapids ride at Wonderland that I operate along with the log ride, we have towers along the river so ( Read more... )

We got this sweet little device that you put eggs in and a teaspoon of water with each egg, a minute and a half later. BAM! Poached eggs. It makes all these loud noises as the eggs explode and shit, and I have flash backs from nam and I flip out and kill people with my machete screaming, "YOU VIET CONG GOOK BASTARDS! YOU KILLED JIM! I'LL FUCKING ( Read more... )

Nothing infuriates me more than MS Office. It's the weakest fucking piece of software I have ever used. After 10+ years you'd think they get it right, but no. The older versions allow me to actually do things the new one will never allow me to do.

They say that most users will never use more then 10% of all it's features. No shit, it's because ( Read more... )

So uh... having some time before my test I decided to run O Canada through babel fish a few times into different languages and back.

The original:O Canada ( Read more... )

You know what? I heard that nursery rhymes are not medically correct! Sweet Jesus! I'm glad that study caught that! I no know that I am not an egg shell with no hope of reconstruction if I happen to fall form the wall. They will now REWRITE nursery rhymes to reflect the truth!

FUCK YOU ALL!

Society is in the toilet hardcore, they might as well toss ( Read more... )

This isn't comedy but who cares? I finished my Etch-A-Sketch project and it works and I had no problems either! HUZZAH!

For the uneducated the project was to rig an etch-a-sketch to the PC and control it from there, and I did so finally.

It's all done, it's just a matter of programming crap to run it. I did a few test stairs and lines, woooo. I'll ( Read more... )