[phone]

[tictickboom]

Hey. All of you kids, I'm going to be chaperoning at the dance, and I swear, if I see any of you little ☠☠☠☠ with your tongue down anyone else's throat, I'm going to ☠☠☠☠ throw up all over your ☠☠☠☠ ☠☠☠☠ dresses

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this is going to be more hideous than larry king

[partytoastess]

Nena swears if you throw up on her fucking dress she'll blow your brains out. Got it?!

[tictickboom]

Who the ☠☠☠☠ is Nena. I'm going to blow her ☠☠☠☠ up!

[partytoastess]

I'm Nena! And I'll blow your shit up first with Nena's gundam!

[hontobakabaka]

"Why would anyone stick their tongue down someone else's throat? Isn't that a bit... Odd?"

[tictickboom]

No it's like pretty awesome.

[hontobakabaka]

"It is? It sounds kind of weird."

[inababanchou]

Sticking your tongue down someone's throat sounds painful.

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Oh.

[tictickboom]

omg, what a n00b.

[inababanchou]

Sorry, I took it literally at first.

[bitemescumbag]

Why the hell would you ever (let the wings of imagination take flight) up someone's nose?

[tictickboom]

Ask Lindsay Lohan!

[tictickboom]

Do you want to see two kids ☠☠☠☠ in the middle of the dancefloor?