So. Who else is not losing their ☠☠☠☠ mind? First caller gets to be my new BFF.

Hey. All of you kids, I'm going to be chaperoning at the dance, and I swear, if I see any of you little ☠☠☠☠ with your tongue down anyone else's throat, I'm going to ☠☠☠☠ throw up all over your ☠☠☠☠ ☠☠☠☠ dresses ( Read more... )

[Life in Mayfield goes on as usual. Which means school's back in session! Which means you poor unlucky little shits in Physics are in for a great lesson today.]

Today, I'm going to blow shit up, and you guys get to watch! Great, huh? [She snaps her fingers, and there's a nice little mini explosion on her desk. Byebye textbook.]Any questions ( Read more... )

[So. The post office is unlocked, a battle's raging at the Dairy, and Tabby's a superhero. So you think she'd be making good use of her newly stolen acquired regains, right ( Read more... )

[Hi students of Mayfield Highschool! Today, when you enter your Physics classroom, you'll find that there's a new teacher. She's sitting on the desk, she's popping her bubble gum, and she waves the textbook around in the air with one hand. She's holding it by the cover and the pages are flapping around uselessly, someone please save that poor book ( Read more... )