Ma got back from NSW today. She gave me back the things I have given Grandma over the years. I thought I could do it, you know, open the bag. Be a normal person. But it seems I was wrong. I put my medal on, but that's as far as I can go. The rest can stay in the bag until the day I die.

So there's this terrible classic Australian number 1's program on at the moment, and Girlfriend just came on. Girlfriend! They of the stitched-on flowers and retarded hats. I'm waiting with bated breath for Peter Andre, or as he is more commonly known, Ian Meldrum's greatest mistake. Well, second greatest I suppose. There is the hatAnyway, ( Read more... )

I never want to go to bed anymore, or sleep, or whatever you call it. As I'm just about asleep I get a flash of open mouth, open eyes in the front of my mind. If it happens again tonight, then that's two weeks straight. The hardest part is prepping myself to actually go into the bedroom. I'm sort of okay until then. There's always something to ( Read more... )

Can't remember if I've posted this before, and really can't be bothered to check. I just came across it again and felt like posting it ( Read more... )

I wished I was smarter, I wished I was stronger ( Read more... )

When I walked into the room seven hours after leaving town I looked straight over to the bed she was in, and then I looked at my mother, and then I looked at the floor. Half an hour too late. I can never forgive myself. Only through the daylight hours I can tell myself it never happened, as the lady on the bed was not the lady in my heart. It was a ( Read more... )

I'm so irritated. I thought I could do better :-(

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Man I annoy myself. Well anyway, Krishna came last night and it was GREAT! It was a bit cold so I put him in the garden shed with two blankets and my jumper. So this morning he was still in there sleeping and I was like "Yay Krishna loves his new house" but then he came out and he was limping, so I was like what the fuck... So I walked into the ( Read more... )