No anonymous I haven't figured it out. I am old and forgetful. And a bit stupid. But anyway, I LOVE MY NEW HOUSE YAY!!!!!!!! I am resisting the urge to run around down the street screaming at people and telling them my house is nicer, but only just. It's not that great really, it's just that we were homeless for so long it feels great. And I am ( Read more... )

Ooh ooh, I am a retard. Everybody LOVES our house, it's only been on the market since thursday and like millions of people have already come to look. Plus... Some dude put in an offer today which was six thousand dollars over the list price, which was fourteen thousand dollars over the valuers price. So twenty grand extra, man... I think the stuff ( Read more... )

Hey anonymous, tell me who you are so we can drink beer. Yay! I love beer! I haven't had anything to drink for like, a week. Yeesh. I have to get up early tomorrow morning to ring the real estate lady and I am so not looking forward to it. So today I painted the cubbyhouse. It looks BEAUTIFUL! Sort of. Ehh, I have to get photo ID tomorrow as well ( ( Read more... )

So we have a house. It's four bedrooms, walk in wardrobe, ensuite, all built-ins, separate lounge and dining, entertainment area, double lock-up garage, and I can have my dog. The owners approved us and the real estate lady is in love with us all. We had an open house at my house today, there seems to be a fair amount of interest, so that's ( Read more... )

Good lord my thumb is sore. And you know, being up the top of a ladder painting and not being able to support yourself using your left hand on the wall really fucking sucks. I am currently covered from head to toe in silicon, and it is sticky and not fun. Okay, the master bedroom has had its second coat of paint, the kitchen and adjoining room also ( Read more... )

Oh my God. We've been so fucking busy lately I swear I am going to collapse and die. Okay, well we've got nearly all the painting done. John came to do the edges tonight and it looks great. I was removing a skull sticker from a window this evening and my arm slipped up and smashed into our window bar security things and I broke my thumb. Brett ( Read more... )

We had a mega-ultra-catastrophe and now I am moving. The house goes on the market thursday week and we have to get it all finished by then. My naughty friends gave me a surprise party on friday night, but I was so drunk I was offensive so I guess the joke was on them. I told my auntie to leave her husband and kissed my sisters mother-in-law on the ( Read more... )

Outside in the hall there's a catfight ( Read more... )

Hmm, went and had a shower... It appears I am covered in lovebites... Chest and thigh... Robbie says the girl did not follow me into the bathroom... I am currently laughing my arse off and wondering who the fuck I had sex with in the Courtie toilets. She must have snuck in. Please God let it be her. It was a wednesday, for God's sake. There were ( Read more... )

Man oh man. So I got well drunk and called Brett... He and Heath came over and then I decided I wanted to go and drink cask wine in the park. (I think I'm at the beginning stages of a mid-twenties crisis and I'm trying to reclaim year 9.) So we did that. And we drank the whole disgusting thing. So quickly, in fact, that by the last drinks it was ( Read more... )