as i start to absorb those around me i come to a realization that this will be a long winter
those terribly down making me terribly too
i contemplate my stomach muscle stamina to puke threshold
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HOLY ASS

cell phone and vasectomy courtesy of my mom? she's comin' to visit next month, exciting. asked me if i had any friends over 30 that she might get laid while she's up here.

i want some innocent bystanders to fall screaming to the ground. chuckle softly as they writhe spurting something on their gravitational journey to the roof of understandibility. forget what i was doing alltogether and revel in the hilarity of an experimental side effect.

it will never end

overt sexism is primitive

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i'm tired of holding him back

louder

frequently

precise

i'm no more

there was this one time, when i stayed over at chris an alicias where i spilt solidified hamburger grease and gross sink water onto alicias purse. i had a hard time cleaning it up because i was trying not to laugh my ass off