i cant get over vaseline.

you know its weird ( Read more... )

its 9pm. i left my 9 to 5 (to actually 9) job ( Read more... )

i ran out of shampoo, so today i used soap in my hair.
i think it was probably a good move, because every since getting tragically ugly bangs, my grease factor (previously unnoticed) has been getting attention.
in fact, on the train the other night the conductor asked me if i had gotten stuck in the rain somewhere. no rain, just me.

anyways. soap

i got a job.
i got a career.

yeah i initially resisted ( Read more... )

im not sure what it takes to build walls, paint, stain, spackle, decorate an empty studio apartment (all with style and grace ( Read more... )

i think another reason fish are my favorite animals is because
they get stressed really easy, and their stress-induced diseases (ich, popeye, glout) are fatal.
fish are all like "oh man, im so stressed i could just DIE".
and then they do.
fish speak in hyperbole but mean it.

i think its common for cars with really loud exhaust and flames to be admired ( Read more... )

i have so much work. none of which i feel like doing ( Read more... )