holy shit. from nerve.com.

Apr 09, 2002 20:58

okay, so if i was like, a big incorporated marriage agency person and i was seeking a prospective marriage partner for the company (my self), the call for entries/resumes would look something like this :

WANTED: Yo. SW F 44 wants a man not ex-husband or ex-boyfriend. No control issues, no unresolved parental dramas, no self-worth shit, no ( Read more... )

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le_pamplemousse April 9 2002, 20:07:15 UTC
whenever i think of dates, i think of dogs circling each other and sniffing eachother's asses. making sure it smells right. is that weird?

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tigerfist April 12 2002, 16:39:30 UTC
ahhha ha. i'm sure at one point in my cynical, teenage angsty faze (which i haven't fully grown out of quite yet), i had the same image in my head. that is actually a really good analogy. that's what people do. sniff different asses until their noses bleed and then finally settle down once they've had enough. i've never even really been on a date, but the internal politics of this whole thing are so fucking annoying.

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fourbyfive April 9 2002, 21:28:12 UTC
BOOGIE BRAINS I MISS YOU A LOT. MAKE TIME FOR ME!

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yoyoyo! mungyjung April 10 2002, 00:30:34 UTC
here are some flowers for U!!!!!!!

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Re: yoyoyo! nondescriptboy April 12 2002, 17:48:44 UTC
HEY! didn't i send you one of those?

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Re: yoyoyo! tigerfist April 13 2002, 11:02:21 UTC
i swear, that poopin cow has nothing to do with the poopin cow above.
it's just a weird coincidence.

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pilarcruz April 10 2002, 09:52:38 UTC
You don't want to get fucking married.

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anonymous April 10 2002, 21:12:02 UTC
dood.

where have you been? i don't have your number because i'm an asshole.

i can't say i have a problem with dates...i went on 2 dates before i met daniel, and that was last july. 3rd time's a charm? okay, i'm a freak. shut up.

i meeeees youuuu, come to health services and say hi! our nurse went nuts and quit without warning!

allison

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