gawd fucking damnit.

[tigerfist]

about a couple of months ago, i got bird pooped on for the first time ever in my life. i was walking around in east village with my new white rayon - that means dry clean only-club monaco shirt on(yeah yeah shut up) when boy pointed at me with a confused look on his face. i thought he finally noticed my illustrious allure and was going to

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[hipstermafia]

i will not knock the club monaco! now if only i could actually afford to shop there, instead of having my whole wardrobe consist of old navy...

- allison

[fourbyfive]

HAHAH! dood, when i went to butterfly world once, a butterfly pooped on my head!

i miss you sweetie. how was yr introview!?! (interview)

[tigerfist]

butterfly world? what? where's that?

[fourbyfive]

it's in south flordia!

[bunnycarrot]

i totally went there too! no butterfly poop, though.

[hipstermafia]

"the boy tlc"

true! who was that group of witty young boys anyhow?

-k

[tigerfist]

i don't know. you should find out for me, ms. hipstermafia.

[rivercity]

living in orlando, butterfly world is at most 4 hours from me. i once went there after seeing andy richter visit it. i'm really afraid of insects though, more afraid of flying ones, so i didn't fair well. i went inside, but i was almost crying the entire time. i'll go again, though.

you wouldn't wish back the dodo bird if that's what was shitting on you, i'd wager. those things were pretty big.

[tigerfist]

yeah well. at least they probably don't have rabies an' shit.

[anonymous]

i was that boy you were with when the bird pooped on you. i'd like to think of myself as more of a man though and you are beautiful.