gawd fucking damnit.

[tigerfist]

about a couple of months ago, i got bird pooped on for the first time ever in my life. i was walking around in east village with my new white rayon - that means dry clean only-club monaco shirt on(yeah yeah shut up) when boy pointed at me with a confused look on his face. i thought he finally noticed my illustrious allure and was going to

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[ryeholden]

meh, I don't mind pigeons so much really. i'm sure that my stance would change i got pooed on. that sucks. sorry to hear it

Re: U got some NERVE! <--- hint hint

[paintmered]

Hey..I read about you and thought you were interesting.
Sewww..check out my lj if you'd like and maybe, if I got your permission,
we can be buddies. lol <--dork

BTW- New York birds know when you have cool shirts. Its like some innate characteristic. They aim to terrorize.

Rock on!
-Khadi

[nondescriptboy]

you must be a bad person and buddha doesn't like you.

i'm in the mothaland now. now what?