Random Quotes

[tiggyfitz]

Quoted from this past weekend:

"Dont invite Hellen Keller over. She'll fuck the butler and shit on the couch."

"Is that the first time you've had the 'Star Spangled Banner' sung into your ass?"

"I don't want to be fisted by an infant"

"We -have- hung out before, but you were blitzed at the time." "Yeah, that happens"

More will be forthcoming.

Comments

[pyruss]

"Is that the first time you've had the 'Star Spangled Banner' sung into your ass?"

i know that was from some movie. kind of artish

[tiggyfitz]

"Shortbus" was the film.