Time kicked me off of her island
Motion's been keeping me streamlined
Which direction will you point your arrow?
Mercy is bad for the vision, Ruthless will clear it away

Have mercy Archer
Hunger, it's just you and I alone
I'm guessing targets
Take aim and show me what you know
Have mercy Archer
Hunger it's just you and I...

Loss confiscated my ( Read more... )

Because I had to share.

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Tweet from Fitz's Phone (5:15pm): Gastro-intestinal distress!

Text from Ren (5:21pm): Did you just tweet that you're on the toilet?

Fitz, to Ren: Maybe? I was sort of laughing hysterically while crying and shitting explosively. It's a long story.

Ren: I can't decide if I'm proud or ashamed.

Fitz: It was sort of like having ( Read more... )

Stolen from space_dingoTHREE NAMES YOU GO BY ( Read more... )

I wrote this a month ago or so, and I wanna get it published. So I'm tossing it up here to see if anyone has any constructive criticism, feel free. :)

( The Sun Will Rise. )

Yet another failure of the American people.

No, I'm not talking about Obama.

Proposition 8 passed.

Way to go, California. Fuckin' it up for the rest of us.
EDIT: Fuck you too, Florida.

Quoted from this past weekend:

"Dont invite Hellen Keller over. She'll fuck the butler and shit on the couch."

"Is that the first time you've had the 'Star Spangled Banner' sung into your ass?"

"I don't want to be fisted by an infant"

"We -have- hung out before, but you were blitzed at the time." "Yeah, that happens"

More will be forthcoming.

You know, working for a womens conference, I am reminded again and again exactly why I am gay. No offence, ladies, but having to spend weekend after weekend in a building with 12-18,000 of you who all laugh, gasp, and burst into tears simultaneously reminds me why I find Testosterone so much more appealing than estrogen. lol

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I blame coemgen_brenagh

If this "soundtrack" is any indication, this would be a bizarre, bizarre movie.

1. Open your music library.
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new "theme," press the next button.
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits:

Waking Up:
Time - Benny Benassi & ( Read more... )

Because apparently some people missed the first post that were actually interested to see it *cough*WOODY*cough* I figured I'd post it again here.

Oh, and also, I have a new phone number, so those of you that want it, call or text my old number (it's still active for now) to get it.

Weekend of:                               Location:
September 19-20 ( Read more... )