Chthonic Cuddling

[tightpants4eva]

So there we were, holding each other in our arms as though we would never let go.  And in our passionate embrace, Mirthness looked deep into my eyes, and her mouth opened halfway, as though she was about to say something sweet and tender.  Just as I was about to tell her that I loved her, she let forth a high-pitched cry of "DEEAAAAATTTHHH!!!"

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[tonysalieri]

"Death!" she cried aloud again. "Death! Death! Death! Death! Death!"

Nya! I see Aly hasn't changed much since college. :)

[tightpants4eva]

Indeed! :) I should note that she followed this up with listing '8 Great Things About Death', including: "Your body turns oozy and fun!"

[tonysalieri]

Hmmm...if there are PerkyGoths, I guess this makes Aly a Chibi-Cthonian. :)

[mirthness]

Wicked sweet! I get a new term and everything!

Re: rock

[tightpants4eva]

Go ahead. I won't stop you. :)

Re: rock

[alistairenix]

True, but now I'm ready for it.

[mirthness]

Death, cunties!!!

That's right, I came up with 8 great reasons why dead girlfriends are fun. I will try to remember a few (in no particular order):
1. No nagging and talking
2. Your body becomes more oozy and fun
3. No need for foods and chocolates
4. Body comes with worms and other maggoty creatures
5. Finally have answers to lifes important questions: heavan, hell, or mirth?
6. No need to spend time on Halloween costume
7. Halloween is everyday
8. Instant intimidation in everyday situations

More to follow...

[tonysalieri]

They're only posable until rigor mortis sets in...and..uh..then I guess they're posable once more after that passes. So make sure you set them in a fun and exciting pose we can all enjoy before that happens!

[drkprincess79]

This list made my day :-D