So last week at Hampton beach, i bought this sweet new purple barbell for my industial. take it home, realize its too big for my ear, get very sad.

so i decide to get creative. i bent it in the middle. now it looks funky, but kinda cool. hey, at least it fits.


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livejournal fucking sucks lately.

leave me a comment about the biggest dick you've ever seen.

would you at least do that for me?

ps. you all should know about my brush with death involving godzilla dick. and if you don't....derrrr.

i keep hearing rattling around in my parents bedroom. my mom and sister are in maine. my dad went to bed at 8. i got so fed up with the constant clatter that i knocked on the door. my dad comes up, says i woke him up out of slumber, and completely denies making the noise. i'm confused ( Read more... )

I had a top dollar birthday. My friends rule. I am in love with my boyfriend. All is right.


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I'm taking a little vacation from this. It is my birthday. And in three hours, I will pick up my boyfriend from the airport.

I hope everyone has a wonderful week!

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There's a guy that comes into my work with often his wife, and always orders a loaded baked potato with baked potato chowder. I refer to him as the potato man. But he does not say "potato." The brown, starchy vegetables are known to him as "badaydahs." New England sure is funny ( Read more... )

So what..I have like 2 days until happyfuntimes ( Read more... )

His love is like a battery.

So is mine.

You left your lights on.

So basically I decided that I hate everyone who makes fun of overweight people ( Read more... )