Done with Chrissy.

I want to be Crammy again.

Bring me back.

I've developed a fondess for chocolate sprinkles and cruise control.

Had I accidentally pushed the off button, I would not have noticed my slow loss of speed and eventual stop until I was plowed over by a gas guzzling SUV or a dump truck just leaving my last fuck up. Something is quite amazing about a car that drives by itself. I've become a ( Read more... )

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I thought I hit a cat today but I didn't. Thank God. That would have been traumatic.

I feel like sleeping for a long time...longer than any person has ever slept. Then recording my dreams through some transmitter thingie and find out what's REALLY going on in my head. I've been thinkin some real fucked up shit lately. Mostly about life ( Read more... )

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i'm off to pennsylvania to see my mark.

Could someone [anyone] tell me why, exactly, the large and gaudy beads I wear on a daily basis [starting with the "Wilma Flinstone" beads I wore religiously despite constant commentary for quite some time (in fact i'm wearing them now) then moving on to collecting all colors I could find at flea markets and yard sales for no more than a dollar] ( Read more... )

so today my gauges got infected and my tire exploded on the highway.

i just watched The Notebook again.

Oyeeee.

Let it be known to the world how much I love Mark Lukawsky. Just because I haven't said it in a while.


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