So I'm sitting here on Wormie's laptop watching her play Persona 4, looking at pics of all her hot online friends in a fun stalker way and listening to her sex playlist that has degenerated from sexy songs into breathy moans put to music. She wanted me to update. So ( Read more... )

Urban Dictionary Meme
Stolen.

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the most amusing definition it gives you.

1. Your name: Danielle is synonymous with Tardy i;e, NEVER EVER, ever on time generally DST (Danielle Standard Time) run's within a 3 hour conversion =/- ( due at 2 pm will not ( Read more... )

Your result for Are you a vampire, werewolf or necromancer? quiz...

The Werewolf

Howl at the Moon


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Your result for The Which Lolcat Are You? Test...

Ceiling Cat

49% Affectionate, 41% Excitable, 36% Hungry


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Your result for The Sorting Hat Test...

Slytherin

You scored 37% Order/Chaos, and 19% Moral/Rational


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So my sister and her husband are getting back into the country next Tuesday ( Read more... )

Your result for The Kinkyness Test...
Pretty kinky!

Grats! You're 77% kinky!


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On the verge of tears and pissed off to the point of disbelief is not the best way to start the day ( Read more... )

Your Thinking is Concrete and Random


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And now for today's dose of crackalicious delight I bring you...

Harry Potter and the Fractured Fairy Tales by ntamara ( Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5A delicious romp through hilarity twisting and sometimes outright breaking various fairy tales as it goes. A healthy dose of Harry/Lucius, some "well meaning" friends, a twinkling eyed ( Read more... )