smoothie explodes on sidewalk, onlookers ignore

[tigre]

today was a particularly shitty day. i'm happy to say that there was no major crisis or unfortunate circumstance that made it such a shit-filled pice of crap coming out of a deer's butt. it was, instead, a series of annoying and somewhat disheartening mishaps that made me feel like i was sucking Peter Griffin's teet to the tune played when clowns

Comments

[bobbfett]

want my anual jesus stick?

[tigre]

only if i can beat whiny customers with it. i'm seriously going to kill the next OC'd punk kid who comes in demanding a new machine. maybe i'll CHRISTMAS them to death.