oh my. one of the most amazing/gross things just happened and i feel the need to chronicle it with this little lj of mine ( Read more... )

About an hour ago I was awoken (awaken? awoken?) by kidney back spasms or something and now here I sit, waiting for the Vicodin and Oxybutinin to kick in so that I can return to sleep. I say this so that you'll all feel really bad for me (because honestly, this is the worst thing in the world) but also because it's a nice segway into my story about ( Read more... )

i guess my life has changed a bit in the past week and a half? or maybe just past week... how so? well ( Read more... )

I was reading a Mother Goose Nursey Rhymes book to Kelsey (3 years old). About 73, yes 73, pages into the book she exclaims "HEY! That last one rhymed ( Read more... )

It's really embarassing when you're in a computer lab on campus and someone sees that you're on Facebook or MySpace. The thing is, you know they probably have their own profile on one or both of them, but that doesn't justify the fact that you're checking it. I just want to turn to them and say "I'm sorry, I know this is pathetic, but you do it too ( Read more... )

Last night I babysat Gavin (now 6) and Kelsey (3) and the following conversations occured:
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a few things:

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Remember how approximately seven months ago I lost Timothy the frog? Well, I just found him!

A conversation with my mom ( Read more... )

Does anyone out there know how ducks or just birds in general carry out their sexual intercourse ( Read more... )