Scheduled my first ever psych visit for Friday. I'll just be panicking alone in the dark until then don't mind me

Hey I'm going through a divorce and living with my imaginary friend and I need to lose 5 lbs for the army.

Sorry I unfriended so many people. I needed a little time to get my head on straight. Comment if you still use livejournal and I'll add you back i guess?

Update: I didn't go into work because I decided I could do better with my life, husband asked if I wanted to start a family and I was like "YAY BABIES" because I guess ovaries? but then I was like "NO WAIT I'M JOINING THE AIR FORCE" but Sarge never answers his phone so I just seethe, clutching my phone at all hours of the day. WHY WON'T HE ANSWER ( Read more... )

oh yea and if i can stay with someone, you know, i"ll work and pay rent and shit. that'd be cool

Wow can I just get a shout out for the pretty boy that let me beat his ass all night.

No, really. I got his number and bought him a pack of cigarettes for his trouble.

CRISS IS BACK I GOT CRISS BACK

For anyone that doesn't know who Criss is by now, he's an old imaginary friend that lives outside my head now.

You just can't make this stuff up.

I don't think I've ever been in love before.

Occasionally, I meet someone, and it seems like I've known them for my entire life ( Read more... )

Oh yea and I finally got my sim card yesterday so my new number is 662-316-3351.

It's a smarty phone and I'm a bit intimidated by it, but I'm glad to be 662 again.

Wow suddenly I want a German Shepherd really bad. A big manly one that takes up the whole bed. We can watch scary movies on the couch, and I'll cling to him and pretend I'm really scared for a minute. I'll name him Lover. or maybe a burly boyfriend name like um... I don't know. Maybe something German because my creativity is maximum. I'll take ( Read more... )