OMFG BOB MORTIMER WAS A PSYCHO CLOWN IN ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE MIDLANDS.

CAN SHANE MEADOWS GET ANY COOLER?

NO, THE ANSWER IS NO.

WATCH DEAD MAN'S SHOES PLZTHNKSNICELY. 

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OH WOE!  Soon my days of writing House_Vs_Ghostbusters drabbles whilst at work will be over!

Oh well, Drabble #8, Winston V Brenda,  is over at 
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So I finally went to see X-men 3 last night.  I didn't hate, but didn't really like it.  I can't really blame Ratner either - it's not that he fucked up, more that he didn't do amazingly well. It had too many characters squeezed in and he just hasn't got the class Bryan Singer has.  Competent, is what he is, and we all know what a boring word that ( Read more... )

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADEUP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

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I'm such a sucker, but this article really cheered me up.

My other half saw the impromptu street party they had yesterday afternoon, I was very jealous.  He said it was like a "friendly riot"

I would like to advise Ghana against nuclear technology though!

DENBIGH, ARE AUSTRALIA OUT OF THE WORLD CUP OR WHAT?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!