Your IQ Is 90
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Your Daddy Is George Clinton

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You Think Michael Jackson Is Innocent
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I keep forgetting about this thing.  I knew it wouldn't be ideal for me.

Anyways, nothing much is new and exciting here.  I'm off to a Jays game with work today.  They forked out all the cash to take everyone, tickets and coach bus.  So hell why not go!  Have a few drinks, spend way more money than the trip woulda costed in the first place, on ( Read more... )

So I've never had allergies as a kid.  Always been pretty fuckin healthy.

Today I wake up.  Itchiest nose ever, constant feeling of needing to sneeze, and runny nose.  Now all you nursey people, please, tell me, its allergies??  Like wtf.  I swear, during my 11 hour shift at work, I honestly, with no exageration, sneezed like, 65 times.  People ( Read more... )

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Taylyn Grace Bazylewski as 2005 Rose Bud Queen!!!!!  She beat out 70 other little girls for the spot, ranging from 6-18 months.  Check her out sporting her cape, tiera and sash!  So f'in cute!


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So for those of you who don't know, my neice Taylyn is the most beautiful baby in the world.  She's only 7 months old, and from birth she was the most beautiful baby I have ever seen, and I'm not just saying that because I'm related to her.  She really is.  Here's proof.


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So, a friend of mine thinks that being called m'am at work is horrible. I get that everyday, no big deal. But today at work, I of all people, am called... c'mon guess, no wait you'll never guess. I was called 'BOO'. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ALL ABOUT?! Boo! I was baffled. I put my phone down, and just killed myself laughing. Who says that?! ( Read more... )

So Sunday I decided to clean out my closet. Put my winter clothes away, and take out all my summer stuff. I don't have room for both, so its gotta be done. Anyways, I throw all my winter clothes, (sweaters, pants I won't wear for the summer, etc), all on my bed. So theres a huge pile, I mean huge. My dad, the night before, tells me there's a ( Read more... )