Throw down 001 [voice]

[timeforthegame]

[After a few minutes of fumbling with buttons, Emmett finally hits the record button.]

Rose? Baby? Carlisle? Jazz? Edward? You guys here? Is this some Volturi shit because if it is then I’m ready to throw down this time. And what the hell’s with this watch Alice? I can’t get this thing off my arm and the shocks aren’t cool unless it’s a sex thing

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[bootofinnocence]

You're at Taedium House, and the device on your wrist is a communicator of sorts.

[timeforthegame]

Taedium House? Never heard of it but it's not Italy is it? Because I don't think the Cullens are welcome there for a while.

So...who are you, how do you know it's a communicator and what's going on here/

[bootofinnocence]

I don't think it's in Italy, but I'm not sure either. It doesn't really matter if your welcome or not, it's not your choice to come and you can't leave.

I'm Lenalee, and I've been here since March.

[timeforthegame]

There's always a way out of somewhere. I'll break out somehow.

Nice to meet you Lenalee, I'm Emmett Cullen. March? Seriously? Damn. Uh...any chance you've seen a blonde woman, bit of a bitch at times, gorgeous, pale, gold eyes? Answers to Rosalie?

[voice]

[blckblooded]

Could you please stop shouting? It gets so old.

[voice]

[timeforthegame]

[Shouting even louder, just for her.]

Aw c'mon! Don't be that way! Don't hate!

[voice]

[blckblooded]

[she's rolling her eyes, rubbing her temples and sighing a little heavily]

It's such a marvellous way to enter the company. Loudly and arrogantly.

You deal with this several times a week and see if you don't get fed up with the constant yelling.

[voice]

[timeforthegame]

[She's reminding him of an English Rosalie. On a really bad day.]

I'm a sport's guy; yelling is part of my way of life. Going to tell me your name so I know who's telling me off?

[voice]

[however_faraway]

That's nasty talk! You shouldn't say things like that where people can hear!

[voice]

[timeforthegame]

What? It's not like the spawn's around to hear me!

[voice]

[however_faraway]

There are ladies in this house! You should show some respect!

[voice]

[timeforthegame]

You don't know me and you're already telling me off! What sort of "lady" [if Sookie could see him, she'd see him making fingerquotes] does that? Anyway, only reason for you to complain is because you're jealous that I usually get hot inventive sex with a beautiful blonde or because you're repressed like Edward.

[vhaidtluin]

Oh how wonderful, another reason to wish for deafness. How about you turn down the volume, there is no one here by those names. Even if there was, I believe they'd hear you no matter how loudly you spoke into this bracelet.

[timeforthegame]

Dude what the hell is with everyone here? How about you turn your hearing aid down or something? Don't be hating on a brother.

[vhaidtluin]

I thank the Goddess that you are not my brother, Drizzt is bad enough but he would be better than you. I don't know what a hearing aid is, but I assure you, my hearing is perfectly fine, or it was until you opened your mouth.

[timeforthegame]

Dude, you remind me of Edward but like maybe worse because I'm used to dealing with his bitchfits and 'family meetings'. And seriously, if my voice doesn't hurt the ears of anyone in my family - and that totally includes Nessie the freak baby - then it sure as hell shouldn't hurt yours.

[shigurekintoki]

Um....Why would there be beige? Annnd, I don't think any of those people you called are here...

[timeforthegame]

Because Edward is beige. And yeah, no one I know here, no one to hang with or play sports with.

What's your name bro? I'm Emmett Cullen and apparently everyone here expects you to do formal introductions and shit; last time I checked it wasn't the frigging...Victorian era. Fuck that shit.

[shigurekintoki]

Sports? Haha! What kind? I'll play with you, so long as it's baseball, volleyball, kendo or the mafia game!

I'm Yamamoto Takeshi in room 202! Nice to meet you...erm...I guess it's Emmett? Haha, since it's backwards!

[timeforthegame]

Baseball? Dude I need to come like...brofive you or something. I'm into most sports but baseball and football - American football - own my soul.

I'll come by at some stage; we can play catch or something at least. Maybe we could get a team together because that'd be pretty sweet.