Throw down 002

[timeforthegame]

Old Testament shit is going down. I can just imagine Edward, saying it’s the decline in our morals and how uncultured and ghastly our society has become and how corrupt we all are damned.

I guess it sucks if you want water or tea or something but you have refreshing cokes in the fridge right? Personally, I would be all over this shit because it’s

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[blckblooded]

Bears? In the woods?

I'd think we'd have noticed them. Although your comments are just a tad disturbing on the whole anyway so, happy hunting.

[timeforthegame]

Actually bears tend to keep to themselves most of the time. I'm an experienced hunter; I know how to find them.

Awww, you're too kind Bellatrix~

[blckblooded]

And you plan on catching one how?

I do try my hardest; really. I'm a sweetheart.
At least until my teeth grid down from the act.

[timeforthegame]

Brute strength and my mad skills baby.

Shame you don't have fangs and venom, you'd be pretty damn menacing then.

[lilyredwitch]

Good luck with the bears~

[timeforthegame]

Oh I will baby~ Thank you...miss whose name I don't know.

[lilyredwitch]

Lily.

You're a vampire?

[timeforthegame]

I'm Emmett Cullen, very nice to meet you.

And aren't you a sharp one? Yep, I'm a vampire but probably not like the ones you've seen in bad movies and trashy novels.

[shes_yourlove]

...why are you looking for bears? You want to make friends with them, right? The ones I've met here have been very kind!

[timeforthegame]

What? No way; they're dinner.

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[shes_yourlove]

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[shes_yourlove]

What?! You can't have them for dinner! They're our friends!