So things I forgot ( Read more... )

I went to see "The Aristocrats" last weekend. I laughed so hard I thought I was going to wet myself. I recommend this movie to anyone with a base sense of humor. Others need not apply ( Read more... )

So I got this email from a representative in China who needs teachers for English. Full room and board plus pay. In China.

The dildo's still there.

I saw Ian last night, that was random and wonderful.

Today is a great temprature, because fall is coming.

Things are starting to die.

Then comes Winter.

So, rumor has it I may be on "Who Wants to Be A Millionaire".

Guess I should start looking for smart people.

I cleaned out the living room and kitchen of the towering inferno of beer.

Alright, maybe not a towering inferno per se, but it is tall.

And it does smell bad.

On my way to the library, I realized something.

That vibrator?

It's still there.

Yesterday marked the murder of an insect that was about the length of my pinkie finger.

I did what any other rational being would do;

I beat it to death with my shoe until it stopped moving.

On my walk to the library, I saw a discarded vibrator.

Ew.

I wish I were living closer to civilization.

Hi.

I'm currently warring with my mailman, a devious little fucker with a a child-molester mustache.

He has a pension for wearing pink and I hate him.

When we first moved in, he demanded we label our mailbox as he was either too stupid or too lazy to realize that our next door neighbors hadn't labeled theirs either.  I'm theorizing it's because ( Read more... )

*laughs* I think I may be working in the field of behavior modification after all.

It's still cold, in this library. Soo cold.

Anyone wanna go see "Mini Kiss" in Poughkeepsie with me this weekend? It's Kiss...as MIDGETS!

I'm sorry.

Little People.

Evelyn, I'm not starving to death, I promise.

Although company wouldn't be half bad.

Um.

I've been sitting in the library for so long that the air conditioning has frozen my legs.

I'm NOT looking forward to the trek back home...

at least I have water.

It's Friday.  Originally I was supposed to do some hardcore hanging out with Rook and Gato but due to the amount of dog supplies I have to pick up and getting ready for the NJ trip tomorrow I once again have no fucking time.

Big Bitch comes home in a week.  I'm terribly excited at this, but ( Read more... )