Dear livejournal,

I deleted samhangsout. It was sickly and I wasn't ever going to update it again and I don't really like having internet accounts that I don't use. So if you followed that at all, thank you, but it is gone now.

The other thing is a little...harder to tell you. I've...I've been writing in a different blog. NOW WAIT, please calm down. ( Read more... )

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 This is just one more in the long list of reasons why I love Japan.

The blog I found it on said this: You don’t really need to watch this entire clip of a chimp riding a segway.  But then again, it is a fucking chimp, riding a fucking segway. You don’t really need to watch this entire clip of a chimp riding a segway.

Well, I can't get it to embed. ( Read more... )

Watch this Orangina commercial AT YOUR OWN RISK.

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Orangina, quick question: WHAT THE FUCK?
Not only is this a simple matter of being over-sexualized (I don't know about you guys, but Orangina =/= sex) but it is so mega hyper furry. That octopus chick just squeezed oranges on her octopus boobs! I might barf. I can never drink Orangina in the same way ( Read more... )

1. When I got to the golden city, most of the gold was gone.

2. A long time ago [song title] but I haven't thought of you lately at all. (We Used to Be Friends - The Dandy Warhols - Julia)

3. Desmond has a barrel in the marketplace. (Ob La Di, Ob La Da - The Beatles - Julia)

4. I was outta your league and you were 20,000 underneath the sea. (True Love ( Read more... )

Bitches don't know me
Bitches don't grow trees
Bitches with a bum knee
Hoes or bitches? Hoes, please

You know the hoes like
you know the hoes
Hoes be frontin
Don't be frontin, hoes

Break it down

Bum ch bum bum ch
bum ch bum bum ch ch
bum ch bum bum ch
rikki rikki rewooouuunnd.

How do you spell hoes?

Who all was planning on going up to Seattle for Saga's birthday? Obviously there are people outside of livejournal. WHO? And also, how many needed a ride in the Van? I need to figure out my schedule for those days. So let me know, and let me know of other people's plans, too, if you can ( Read more... )

Here is a selection of poetry I wrote. Can you guess which grade I was in when I wrote it?

I've tried to recreate the original copy as closely as possible.

#1 LIFE IS BORING
LIFE IS BORING.
CUASE MY BROTHER'S ALWAYS SNORE-
ING. I HAVE WORMS FOR HAIR. MY MOM
MARRIED A BEAR. AND WORST OF ALL
WERE NEXT DOOR TO A MALL. ALL THE
NOISE. AND THEY HAVE TERABLE ( Read more... )

I love Wall-E.


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I'm watching a show about gangs.  About a Vegas "ganger" killing a woman with a garden hoe ( Read more... )