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Joshua and Jennifer were back together. The perfect couple, Barbie and Ken. Bartholomew was happy for his friend, he really was ( Read more... )

It was warm and bright and generally what Bartholomew would call a good day, that is, until a dear friend came ringing on his cell phone. Warning him of a homicidal vampire, unchained from the coven, ready to tear out his throat. Oh, pleasant.

First he was forced to give up his profession to please a girl. Now he was being hunted down, in his own ( Read more... )

The vampire sighed and stared in his mirror, contemplating the disaster that was his now biohazard-orange hair. The dye-mixing had gone fatally wrong, and he knew his hair was fried if he tried to fix it that night, so he would have to live in humility for a few days to give his hair a break. Lylith, he knew, would hate it, but that was just ( Read more... )