You know when babies are teething and they are constantly chomping away on their little hands, and they get all covered in drool, and there faces get all chapped. It's pretty gross. We've all been there, but we forget ( Read more... )

I had a rare day off yesterday, and there were so many things I wanted to do. Alas, I spent the whole day laying on my ass, because I had some random attack of allergies for the first time since I was a nerdy 12 year old with glasses, braces, and an allergy to everything in the world. My head felt like it was going to explode. It was not fun. ( Read more... )

So my mother has purchased another vehicle. And it doesn't work. And whether you like it or not, I am bored so I'm going to share with you my mother's automobile stories. The story of how my mother, the finacially conservative a.k.a. cheap woman that she is, ended up owning 5 cars, all of which save one is currently out of operation ( Read more... )

So after a hellish night at the Way, we finally got out at 11, and I gave the girl working with me a ride home. As I pull on to one of those fun roads with no street lights, a man literally stumbles out of the shadows in front of my car. So I brake, thank God I didn't hit him. He turns around and points menacingly at me with his cigarette. He ( Read more... )

So Lou, my boss, has taken to listening to 50's on 5 on the satellite radio. Sometimes it's good. Got some Elvis in there, you know real old school rock and roll. Sometimes it's good. Other times, I'm really glad I didn't live during the 50's. Or the 60's. Or even the earlier part of the 70's ( Read more... )

Coco-Cola has been the bane of my existence today. I'm serious, if I was schizophrenic I believe I would be conjuring up the idea that the Coco-Cola corporation has a conspiracy against me ( Read more... )

Oh today was a splendid day. Brian and Evelyn came to visit the upstate-ers, and Sally, Sarah, Jen, Myself and them had a lovely day; albeit brief ( Read more... )

My computer broke a while back, and so I was unable to write the book. I have it back now though, much earlier than I was supposed to. This pleases me ( Read more... )

Okay so today on the stores XM radio, 60's on 6, they played the Beach Boys all day. I actually do like the Beach Boys. It was kind of fun, for the first hour at most. I am sick of them. They kept playing their damn hits intermingled with some of the worst, most unforgivable crap ever. And I'm pretty sure that Subway has a creepy pervert ( Read more... )

I have no toenail. I stubbed my toe last night, and today it fell off, and now it is all bare and vulnerable. And it's throbbing. If you look at it, you can actually see it pulse. It's creepy ( Read more... )