HI I AM OLD NOW AND WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT I AM STILL ALIVE. 32 AND STILL WASTING TIME WITH NO PRODUCTIVITY IN SIGHT. I STILL PLAY BASS AND GET SWAMP ASS NOW AND THEN, BUT I AM ONLY HUMAN. WHERE'D ALL MY OLD INTERNET/IRL FRIENDS GO? OH THAT'S RIGHT THEY ARE ALL DEAD SINCE THE SOMALI-AMERICAN WAR OF 2017. I AM WRITING THIS ALONE IN MY BOMB SHELTER ( Read more... )

here i write these words that will not affect anything

gar, late morning ...i remember doing this ,,,,,muscle memory.....

After browsing what I used to spew for whatever reason I had...I realize that I am approx 4000 percent more dull and completely drawing a blank for trying to recall how I felt when I wrote that shit. Need to quit weed. Made me colorful then, braindead and crabby now. Not to mention tired. Oh and wheres my motivation? Creativity... Whatevs, at least ( Read more... )

since the last i've shit in my mouth and blew much hot air

My love can be compared to a sphere of cork, encased in aluminum. Dragged up to a mountain top. Blasted to terminal velocity. Through a tube. Only to land in the Bic lighter factory. Causing a disturbance, to all those in close proximity to the impact crater.

DUH

It seems I either speak in 4/4 time or 13/7. It seems to me that I speak in 4/4. Simple words at a slow but steady rate. But the reaction on some peoples faces that preceeds what I might have just said would generally indicate that I speak in 13/7. A bit off an odd time signature if I do say so myself...

...that when I sit down and noodle endlessly on my bass it's really just my vein attempt at translating everyday life into a swelling tone or series of notes. When I slap, it's representive of a day that has been far to erratic and hard to comprehend. When I play a walking jazz line, my day has gone as planned. When I keep a droning chord ( Read more... )

I am but a fool, a ninny, a nincompoop, yo-yo, simpleton, saphead, noodle, idiot, cuckoo, imbecile, mooncalf, moron, dimwit, nitwit, half-wit, scatterbrain, birdbrain, ding bat, pinhead, dolt, clod, oaf, dunce, chump, coot, lubber, lout, dullard, numbskull, dope, booby, dummy, blockhead, bonehead, dunderhead, lunkhead, knucklehead, stupid ass, ( Read more... )