So I feel like a mega major slack-a-lacker lately because I missed my last business meeting, I was late for the one today and I almost forgot to do my executive summary for the business plan! Whoops! Oh well, schoolwork has definitely been cranking up, which is shitty like a butthole. I watched Zoolander in Keith's room with Liz Billy tonight. It ( Read more... )

Todays notes from Microeconomics:

NAFTA: North American Free Trade Agreement

NAFTA: Not Asians For Teachers Anywhere

NAFTA: No Ass Fucking Tomorrow Afternoon

NAFTA: Not Another Fat Teenage Anarchist

NAFTA: Now Americans Fart Too Apathetically

-- I got a little distracted.

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Okay, so I took (almost) all of my LJ entries off of Private because I realized that it was really no fun if no one could comment on them. I feel like kind of a sell out but it was the only way that I could keep in touch with the beautiful May-Lee-Suh Crimminsonian (or Crimmins if you prefer) and Stephen Hughes. I am mos def gonna call M. Dwhalen ( Read more... )

Whoooo hoooo!!!!!!!! Good night. Liz Billy and Chris and myself went to see The Lion King (I don't know what the eff is goin on with all this Disney shit lately, but whatever) at the Opera House and it was really good... what was better though was the following comments and happenings that occured this evening... get ready ( Read more... )

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Jimmy and I hooked up... WHOOPS!!!

This young woman came into my room the other day named Elizabeth Mooney. She has a British accent and I have talked to her like maybe three times before. SOOOOOO.... here is the motherfucking weirdest and funniest conversation I have ever had in my life (oh yeah my roommate was there too) this is really long, I am sorry bitches, but if you do read ( Read more... )

I was hoping to go to this Winter Fashion Show thing for like a whole month now... I was really excited because it is tomorrow. I showed the little informtation thing about it to Brandon and he showed me that on the front in big letters it said "21 plus" I WAS SO MOTHERFUCKING ANGRY!!! So that's the whole reason for the title of this bitch... ( Read more... )

"I feel so optimistic" - Hedwig ( Read more... )