The last couple of weeks of my life have been hectic and stupid, which is why no updates have happened until now.  Being the genious that I am, I decided it'd be a good idea to work about 50 hours a week at Hardee's and Piggly Wiggly, leaving me with only a few hours of my day to do things like relax, eat and sleep.  Things look dismal for my ( Read more... )

Hello and welcome again to the Satellite of Love, I'm Mike Nelson and--just kidding, you've actually stumbled across my Magnificent Tales once again, you lucky dog you.  The updates are going to be getting a bit sparse nowadays since I'm at home, working my ass off for money I can't spend, but when you do get updates, boy oh boy they'll be ( Read more... )

This past weekend saw the debut of the new House of Waxfilm, much to this weekend's chagrin.  The film starred Elisha ( Read more... )

As you may have guessed from my last post, my birthday was last weekend, and boy was it a doozie.  I received many wonderful gifts that would make any Muslim convert to Christianity with the promise of said gifts, including The Exotic Sounds of the Alter Boys(I'll give it 4.5 stars out of 5), Mystery Science Theater 3000 Vol. 7 ( Read more... )

Yes, in only two days, my wonderful birthday will come, and all the ( Read more... )

Everybody knows that everybody has opinions about music; everybody also ( Read more... )

Normally when I turn on the news or connect to my favorite news web ( Read more... )

The other day when I was on lower campus enjoying a wonderful sandwich ( Read more... )

I don't know if anybody knows about this, but apparently Terri Schaivo ( Read more... )

It has been brought to my attention that my posts here on Livejournal ( Read more... )