Today I had an assembly about women in the workplace. The assembly was done to honor "diversity week". Seriously, whats so diverse about women? Its not like they are some minority, they make up almost 50% of the population! And if women can "make it in the working world" why do they need to have a cheesy ass assembly encouraging girls to reach ( Read more... )

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There's a new sport in town and everyone's trying it. It's called pickleball. Co-invented by U.S. Congressman Joel Pritchard. According to Pickleball.com... You will feel like a winner and a champion playing this exciting paddle game called Pickleball. Now you and your friends can join thousands of other people playing this net court game. This ( Read more... )

I'm am very disappointed in my live journal audience. In the last 21 hours and 34 minutes I 21 people have looked at my live journal but I have only received one comment. You are such lazy bums. Can't a kid get a comment?

http://www.2funnyvideos.com/dumb/stompinggrapes.html

Possibly the closest I've come to peeing in my pants in a long time.... Definitely worth viewing.....and then viewing again....and again.

A special thanks goes out to Chris Colemeco for supplying this video.

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.

Okay so yeah ask anything and I will be totally and completely honest. I swear!

I haven't written anything since June 19th, and as a responsible livejournaler I feel it's my duty to all my fans to write something. What's quixotic? Deep huh? Because somehow I can't imagine a word that can be accurately depicted by a gerbil in a dress, wearing armor. I also think you should know that I bought some garbage pale kids today at ( Read more... )

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I just realized something. The expression "be there or be square" used to make me feel bad if I wasn't at the place the expression was referring to. But then I realized whats so bad about being square? Nine and twenty-five are square and they're not so bad. Tv screens are square and they're definitely not bad. So right now since I'm not being ( Read more... )

ZING!