( hogemoney: to strip or not to strip, that is the question )

CONGRATULATIONS, UMASS!!!! you have SURPASSED framingham high on the "how much of the real world's bitch are you" scale of public education!! (a point off my final average for each class i miss?!!?) YOU WIN MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN FUNDING and millions more hegemoneyed students for years to come ( Read more... )

him: lol stop talking haha ( Read more... )

Alizon: it's cheesy but has so many hooksand sinkers: struggling artist and lacking math prerquisites for physics and all ( Read more... )

if the laws of the universe dictate that all bad must be balanced by some good, i'm fucking DUE for a series of events so amazing that i enter nirvana instantly ( Read more... )

Tina: maybe i'll attract a hot guy if my room is cleaner ( Read more... )

so i hate flirting because it seems so contrived ( Read more... )

the perfect conversation
( the part about my mother locking me in a closet is a lie. )

pros:
1. showers that stay hot for as long as you want them to
2. SEX
3. DRUGS
4. ROCKNROLL (i2hub)

cons:
1. all the pros and how they distract me from the real purpose of college

i built a cubicle in the corner of my room to improve productivity and then employed my roommate as secretary ( Read more... )