center>"Dumbest Thing I've Ever Heard in
My Life"

"When from behind me, a young woman of 25
uttered the following. It was the dumbest thing
I ever heard in my life until Dan Quail was
elected the Vice President of the United
States. She said, 'If it weren't for my horse,
I wouldn't've spent that year in college.' I'm
going to repeat that, because it bears
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Some films that are aired by the channel "American Movie Classics" or AMC for short ( Read more... )

..... and your host.... Jason Lee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

He's hosting SNL tonight

This past week I kept on passing a sign posted on a door in my preschool which said "Go Vickings(Haslett)! Beat Stevensonville Lakeshore in Regional Finals" The second day I passed I noticed that is was very similair to Stevensville-Lakeshore which is the high school that I am from. So tonight I finally look it up and yup! They are playing ( Read more... )

I have got to find better ways to use my time but this is hilarious. Just keep going, it gets better. freeeeeeeeeeeeeedoooooooommmmmmmmm

I'm sitting on the couch and my purse is in the chair that is beside me. It is the chair that my kitty sits on so I didnt notice when she came up. However, I look over and her little head is in the little opening(my purse is only 1/2 open) then she pops her head out carrying a dollar bill in her mouth. My cat is stealing money from me!! I found ( Read more... )

what the FUCK!!!!????

Boys, boys, boys.......... I trusted in you, put my faith in you and this is what I get? You were doing so well, what happened? Every year you do this to me, when will it end?

"So, what is the answer to the question today ( Read more... )

I was somewhat watching "Mind of Mencia" while getting some lesson plans done and I saw a sumo wrestler giving an ASS IN THE FACE to someone!!!! And I swear I actually heard the phrase "ass in the face" being used, but since my full attention wasnt on the tv i am not sure. But I never thought that I would see anyone give anything an "ass in the ( Read more... )

Scenerio: You and your friend are walking up to a place of business. As you are in the parking lot, an employee turns the "Open" sign off meaning that it is closed. Do you continue to go inside and order ( Read more... )