Well, fuck.

UEFA Champions League Finals Arsenal vs. Barcelona 2:30 Wednesday on ESPN 2. Watch it.

Ultimate Frisbee aficianados, listen up. I don't care if you're down 14-0 with a minute left to play in the game, you do not ever stop fucking playing.

That is all.

A list of body parts that are sore after today's ultimate frisbee festivities:
-The bottoms of my feet
-My ankles
-My shins
-My knees
-My upper legs
-My ass
-My lower back
-My upper back
-My jaw
-My nipples

I managed to hobble into bed when I got home, take a nap, and then finish All the Pretty Horses. Awesome book.

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Bob Dylan: "I do know what my songs are about."

Reporter: "And what's that?"

Bob Dylan: "Oh, some are about four minutes. Some are about five. And some, believe it or not, are about eleven or twelve."

The Exodus begins in approximately one hour. Let happen what happens.

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Now all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, pussy-eatin' cocksuckin' prankstas
When the shit jumps off what the fuck you gonna do?
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

WE'RE GONNA PLAY SOME FOOTBALL, EAT SOME STEAK, AND GET SOME TITTIES!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

FOOTBALL STEAK AND TITTIES!

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