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[tincan05]

I've never read Pride and Prejudice, but this is funny as hell:

"I haven't any right to criticise books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticise Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Everytime I read 'Pride and Prejudice

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[tincan05]

Yeah, except your quote would probably be something more along the lines of:

"I have the absolute right to criticize whatever the fuck I want to, and it is a right I exercise with vengeance whenever I feel like it. I often want to criticise Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Everytime I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig her up and have sex with her gaping head wounds, which I will inflict upon her myself with her own shin bone."

[tincan05]

Yeah, probably so.