The next person who tells me The Old Man and the Sea sucks is getting a flaming uppercut to the genitals, and that's all there is to it. Here's my new icon. If you don't like it, you might just be a bad person.

We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fish bowl, year after year...

Poker update:

In my last 10 online sessions, I would approximate that I've lost $25 twice and made $20 or more 8 times. Even rounding down to $20 on every night I won, that puts me up at least $150.

Basically, I'm the shit.

Um.

I'd like to take this opportunity to say a few things:

-Letter writing is an exhausting activity that should never be attempted by anyone, ever, especially if the letter is one of any sort of real, actual significance.
-Walk the Line is a fantastic movie, and if you haven't seen it, you should.
-The Sound and the Fury is a fantastic novel, and if ( Read more... )

Went over to Joe's today to learn drums; I'm pretty much gonna be Buddy Rich in the next week or so (I'll have to stop sucking first).

If you hadn't heard, my date with Lilly went swimmingly. More on that to come, I'm sure.

Finally the weather's good for playing some goddamned basketball.

Heather: So you're an atheist?

Chuck: Yes.

Heather: But how can you not believe in God?

Chuck: I've just never had any reason to, once I realized that I only believed because my parents said I should.

Heather: Well, I know there's a God.

pauseChuck: Well, I guess you've got me there ( Read more... )

Get The Fuck Off My Balls ( Read more... )

I finally got DSL today.

It are fast.

Pending any serious fuck-ups at work, this has been a really, genuinely good day.

Happy Happy Happy

Happy Valentine's Day