For the Love of All Things Fuckable

[tincanphone]

there are quite a few reasons why i'm not crazy about soho. it's insanely expensive, the tourists, the ungodly amount of hipsters, the grittiness, the fact that you can't buy any food but dirty water dogs for less than ten bucks, the complete disregard for the artists and small stores that made it popular to begin with, etc. etc. i've got gripes. i

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[ktin520]

Firstly, those are work-out pants. They're super hot for dance lessons, and the gym. I don't know why super hot women in SoHo didn't get the memo. Ewe.

Secondly, if all you ate was five servings of fruit, then that still isn't a healthy diet.

Thirdly, the end.

[moosenips]

first off becca where's those pants, want to go up against her?

second, was the fruit dipped in chocolate? because i think it was.

[tincanphone]

becca is excused. obviously.
second, no it wasn't! totally legit fruit. if we're counting chocolate dipped fruit i'm the healthiest lady this side of those fucking hippy towns in cali where they eat granola all the damn time. not that granola's not good. especially when you add sugar.

[moosenips]

note: i used the completely incorrect "wear". i was very tired. so, that should be cleared up.

i still don't believe you. we need to get you to the gym, get you lifting. gain some bulk, probably put up 225 by the end of the summer. that's what you need to do

[tincanphone]

YOU'RE ON.