Comments | tinderbx: Paddy Has a Different Idea of "Cute"

tinderbx

Paddy Has a Different Idea of "Cute"

Feb 07, 2008 19:44

Since we're all posting cutesy pictures of our pets in compendium, I thought I'd join in.

( Kind of haphazardly pasted in without much thought for placement. )

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ohsoholy February 8 2008, 01:35:58 UTC

You would really name your pet that?

tinderbx February 8 2008, 01:43:12 UTC

Don't see why not. I mean, mama snake and daddy snake weren't married or anything.

ohsoholy February 8 2008, 01:44:49 UTC

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Okay. I can see your point, I suppose. It's just not a very nice term.

tinderbx February 8 2008, 01:50:53 UTC

Not everyone in the world is nice, sweetheart. You might want to get used to it.

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prehensility February 8 2008, 01:53:38 UTC

Despite the name, he looks quite lovely. I've always thought about getting some exotic pet. Exactly how effective are pet snakes in scaring people off?

tinderbx February 8 2008, 02:00:49 UTC

Don't know, never had to use him to scare someone. I can't imagine he'd be useful in a break-in. He's not that fast and doesn't move much.

I call him Bastard because, despite his regular feedings, he still swallows small objects like dice, pocket change... my keys. It costs a small fucking fortune every time I have to take him to the vet when he's swallowed something else.

Other than that, they're not bad pets to have. They're easy on the eyes, don't take much maintenance and interesting to watch feed.

bonesandbottles February 8 2008, 02:16:39 UTC

Oh shit is that a green tree python?

tinderbx February 8 2008, 03:14:12 UTC

Yup. I inherited him from someone. Since then I've gotten attached to the Bastard.

deja_shrew February 8 2008, 05:17:33 UTC

I think Vu would try to eat him.

tinderbx February 10 2008, 04:36:54 UTC

Try maybe. Succeed, maybe not. Have you seen the size of my python, woman? He may look small all coiled up liked that, but don't let the illusion fool you.

deja_shrew February 10 2008, 20:04:12 UTC

Alright, let's pretend I've made the obligatory "Python = penis" joke here, and it was absolutely witty and charming, so I don't have to do it since it seems to be far too easy to take the bait.

So, when can I come and see your python, hot stuff?

tinderbx February 10 2008, 22:36:37 UTC

I keep hoping someone will take the bate, but hasn't happened so far.

I told you that you have an open invitation. Just drop by. My place or the bar. Easiest to catch me either place unless it's Tuesday or Sunday.

whynded February 9 2008, 02:55:33 UTC

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tinderbx February 10 2008, 04:37:09 UTC

Oh your god?

whynded February 10 2008, 20:33:40 UTC

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tinderbx February 10 2008, 22:37:39 UTC

See, that's part of the reason I like him.

Most snakes are just misunderstood anyways.

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