DO IT!

[tink_the_tiger]

Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked 
February--I loved 
March--I smoked 
April--I dry humped 
May--I choked on 
June--I murdered 
July--I did the Macarena with 
August--I had lunch with 
September--I danced with 
October--I sang to 
November--I yelled at 
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath 
2-------a

Comments

[tink_the_tiger]

Oh yeah... and mine was : I dry-humped an Ipod because I was drunk....

Sadly that's not too far from the truth.... ;)

[tink_the_tiger]

HAHAHA- right now mine's "I dry-humped an ipod because I can't control myself..."

HAHAHA!!!

[i_dream_in_neon]

I had lunch with my dog because I was drunk (but I do it all the time).

GRAY SHIRTS.

[miniethemoocher]

I ran over a Mexican because I'm NOT a homosexual.

[sodabubbles16]

I sang to a phone because I amd sexy and I do what I want.

[papa_smurf23]

I danced with a noodle because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

[thearab]

I smoked your mom because I'm sexy and I do what I want.