A teenage boy asks his granny 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?'
Granny: 'Fuck the pills; have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?'

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Very interesting... http://tierneylab.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/12/11/turning-homosexuality-on-and-off/?hp

Making supper but will get more on it later.

- Jeffrey

Mary had a little pig,

She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard

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The post below was not my writing but can be credited to a writer posting on the following website: http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=36626

Thanks

Eating magic mushrooms does not enable you to walk through walls ( Read more... )

Shana Tova everybody. I dearly wish this year is as sweet as the apples and honey I'm enjoying.

- Jeffrey